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Post by nomader on Oct 19, 2005 16:26:48 GMT -5
Post about your favorite Responses - the good, the bad, and the ugly  |
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Post by Frostbreath on Oct 20, 2005 1:36:26 GMT -5
Just browsing through my first page and found this:
He-hey! September 30, 2005
Entry: Stick: The Reckoning
Overall Score: 6
Not bad for a clock who got his name from a real life human. Those clock usually tend to do horrible pieces of animations.
So, i thought this was great, with some extense. First, the graphics weren' all that amazing, yet you know how to make a stick fighting movie. Nice 3D fbf effects, and a nice song you picked. And add a little more backgrounds next time.
In all: good but can be improved a lot.
~ Frost
Author's response:
SHH! Don't tell anyone, but I'm not a real clock!
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Post by Wylo on Oct 20, 2005 13:54:54 GMT -5
Here's my longest response, I think.
Way too easy. April 6, 2005
Entry: Click The Dots
Overall Score: 4
Graphics: Absolutely were crappy. And I'm commenting on the drums and the dress-up game.
Style: It seems like you threw a bunch of games together in one, in hopes of getting it past judgement.
Sound: Synthesized voices... You should have subtitle of what the robot is talking about.
Interactivity: Found two things wrong:
1) There is no back button on the "Make a Wigger" game.
2) If I press tab and space really quick during the game, I can pass the level in a split second.
One thing you could add is a level counter saying which level you are on.
You should've had a different title name than "Click on the Dots." It sounds so stupid. And since you compilied a bunch of games together, which have no relevance whatsoever to each other, the title doesn't exactly fit. You should work on your skills A LOT, both actionscript-wise amd graphically.
Graphics: 2 Sound: 3 Interactivity: 7 Style: 4 Violence: 1 Humor: 1
Author's response:
You're right about the graphics but I can't say I'm a great artist and that will probably never change either. Secondly, I put MINI games in so just in case you hated the regular game you would have something to ease the pain. I think it would of sounded retarded if I would of been saying all the levels, compare the two in your head. I put a back button in the wigger game now that i noticed and yes for the 100th time I KNOW YOU CAN CHEAT I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT!! And why the f**k do I need a Level Counter? Are you so incredibly stupid that you can't remember what level you're on? It's only 30 seconds.....another pointless suggestion. Also, what title name would YOU suggest that sounds cool AND has something to do with it? Huh? You click the dots don't you? Isn't that enough you tight ass? This just sounds like a retarded review by some guy that wants to make pointless and petty suggestions and critics to sound smart. Email me and tell me what name you would of rather had and a good reason why i would need a level counter. Pointless tight ass. Tucker2007@msn.com by the way.
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Post by nomader on Oct 20, 2005 15:45:59 GMT -5
This is one of my favorites:
"Oh Savior!" October 1, 2005
Entry: Überman
Overall Score: 9
You're the saviour! You are one of a number of people who have helped keep this entry in the Portal!
Heh - I was the final vote - you ought to congragulate me for protecting this XD
I personally liked the submission - Although your own little backgruonds would've been nice :/
Nice job though - loved it!
Graphics: 9 Sound: 10 Interactivity: 2 Style: 10 Violence: 8 Humor: 7
Author's response:
Wow, I've only had good reviews and this needed a Saviour??
Well thanks, dude for saving my work! I put so much effort into this, I'd hate to have seen it get blammed.
I owe you, big-time!
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Post by Wylo on Oct 20, 2005 15:53:15 GMT -5
Eh, that one was funny cuz he was a noob. I like stating the obvious. ;D
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Post by nomader on Oct 20, 2005 22:51:24 GMT -5
Eh, that one was funny cuz he was a noob. I like stating the obvious. ;D lol - it's especially funny to notice as he starts with sort of kind comments, and ends up using cus words  |
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DelboyDylan
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I will chew your eyes!
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Post by DelboyDylan on Oct 25, 2005 16:36:16 GMT -5
I used to have a hilarious response from someone, but it got deleted a few months ago. This is the funniest one I have now.
Jesus Christ! June 9, 2005
Entry: Dog V.S Jesus - Part One
Overall Score: 8
Comparing Jesus to Darth Vader and Hitler, now that is comedy genius at work. Kill all dogs, d**n good idea!
Author's response:
Hell here I come. Oh wait, I've got nothing to worry about. because it doesn't exist.
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